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[Cyberen Sees the Light]

hay

this neat man,,

Princess-Laucherella responds:

y thankyou

[Cyberen in the Dark]

dicks

in butts

Princess-Laucherella responds:

dickbutts

[betty the PIMP]

Holy shit

That was magnificent

Orangebeef responds:

thanks goatseluva......................

[Tails and his GBA 4]

Awesome

Fucking awesome

PirateClock responds:

thankx!

[StagBeetle-]

Whoa

Awesome

StagBeetle responds:

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[666DeathStorm]

Masterful, yet flawed

Once again, I find it necessary to write in defense of myself and my beliefs. But before I continue, allow me to explain that I honestly feel that small minds are little troubled by this. My views, of course, are not the issue here. The issue is that this movie twists every argument into some sort of "struggle" between two parties. This movie unvaryingly constitutes the underdog party, which is what it claims gives it the right to operate in the gray area between legitimate activity and sinister, truculent racialism. However much this movie may deny it, any rational argument must acknowledge this. Its inconsiderate teachings, naturally, do not. This movie has recently been going around claiming that our unalienable rights are merely privileges that it can dole out or retract. You really have to tie your brain in knots to be gullible enough to believe that junk. While there is inevitable overlap at the edges of political movements, I am intellectually honest enough to admit my own previous ignorance in that matter. I only wish that this movie had the same intellectual honesty.

I try never to argue with this movie, because it's clear it's not susceptible to reason. My usual response to this movie's precepts is this: Evil prevails when good people do nothing. However, such a response is much too glib and perhaps a little sexist, so let me be more specific. This movie is doubtlessly up to something. I don't know exactly what, but I shall not argue that its newsgroup postings are an authentic map of its plan to progressively enlarge and increasingly centralize the means of oppression, exploitation, violence, and destruction. Read them and see for yourself.

There is an unpleasant fact, painful to the tender-minded, that one can deduce from the laws of nature. This fact is also conclusively established by direct observation. It is a fact so obvious that rational people have always known it and no one doubted it until this movie and its factotums started trying to deny it. The fact to which I am referring states that in order to solve the big problems with this movie, we must first understand these problems, and to understand them, we must make plans and carry them out. This movie has inherited the whole of its little stock of phrases and notions, which it is pleased to call "ideas", from brainless scofflaws. There, my ranting is finished.

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

buttsecks? :o

[Vote 5 for MARIO!]

I HOPE YOU GET BLAME!!!

I was just fetching the lotion from the bathroom to jack off over the awesome artwork of Mario and Mushroom land when that darned scream set in and knocked my official imported Nintendo (c) socks off. I hait yuo very much, sir.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

best review eveeeerrrr

[Wander and the Colossus]

Heavily flawed

You can obviously draw pretty well but your animation is jerky or just tweened. The voice acting was pretty poor too; it sounded like it was done with a bad microphone and lacked the dramatic sound of the game's characters. The biggest flaw, though, is that you can't replicate the expansive, isolated feel of Shadow of the Colossus in a linear movie, and that's an integral part of the videogame. :(

buraisuko responds:

It's a pencil test film - usually has no animation and tentative story/dialogue. Yikes.

[xh4ck captured this 1]

Happy birthday PineappleGlock!

I want a gost too :[

Adam-Ant responds:

So do I :(

[Dynamite & RedAppleClock]

Kind of pointless :-[

This was an odd clock movie, it lacked direction.

Graphics: Mostly tweens, but the graphics weren't half bad. You should try adding some FBF to your movies.

Style: The story and script were both lacking, there was too much randomness. I know that this is often the case with clock movies though.

Sound: Some TTS voices as per most clock movies, some TV music, and gunshot/explosion effects. Nothing original, so you get a low score.

Violence: A clock gets shot, another clock gets blown up, and another one gets threatened with a gun.

Humor: It was kind of dry all the way through. :-[

Overall: Graphically you've mastered the basics, but your movies still need more humor or interesting material to become truly great. 6/10

HydraulicCat responds:

Hey.