goatseluva's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dom Dom revolution]

Screw this crap

What is it with all this wannabe-Japanese bullshit? I've been seeing more and more of it, everywhere, and now it's here on the portal. Well anyway, your animation and drawing sucks, and your use of digitised speak programs pales in comparison to the Clock Crew's mastery of it. You didn't even change it from the default voice type and pitch. I'm sick as hell of seeing genuinely lazy work from flash and webcomic artists, and them not being ashamed of it. You even said "I was too lazy to add a replay button" at the end of the flash, just to rub it in. Judging by the overall quality of the flash, I take it that this wasn't the only thing you were lazy in implementing... And to put the icing on this shitty cake, you were (kind of) promoting the worst webcomic of all time, Megatokyo. For god's sake, the damn comic has had its praises sung everywhere! Why here? Someone please end all this, it's a bullshit overload... >:(

MrBigStick responds:

your review is the one i have been thinking of while aking this, and i was parodying all of the lazy wannabe 12fps jap flashes, and i figured if i used megaokyo it's going to piss off more people, which was my intent. this is a livecorpse-stle flash, all that was missing was violent imagery and childish music, but it has the same principles, which is: piss off fanboys. judging by your list i see that for the most part, you have fairly good taste and above normal intlligence. congraulations, my good sir.

[The Epic Adventure]

Kickass

You guys pwn but pokémon is teh lame!

w0lf responds:

pokémon is teh kewl tho D':

[Diablo II]

Pretty funny

I gave it 4, nice job lol.

Extar responds:

lol? What are you finding so funny in your review?

[Welcome To Clocktopia PT1]

Awesome work!

You Clocks never cease to amaze me! This film was fantastic, through and through! The graphics were well-drawn and smoothly animated, the sound effects were nicely chosen and well-implemented, the scripting was fantastic, with lots of excellent jokes and characters, and to top it all off, you included that 1337 song by Bob Marley! When the Clocks produce great works like this, it amazes me that there are any clock-haters whatsoever! 5/5 for your awesome flash Rasta, and you're going in my favorites list! :D

RastaClock responds:

1337 im so glad u liked it i dont understand why there are clock haters also. im glad there are people like you out there supporting us i greatly apriciete ur review and hope to see more of you (Review wise/Movie wise) thanks <3

Rasta

[Tiger_Chick's Secret]

Hah, nice stuff!

Good work making fun of T_C, the user who considers every review a literary work! LMAO! The graphics and sound were great, and you made fun of T_C expertly. I 5'ed it straight away. Great work Strange! *Salutes the Clock Crew and bows before Strawberry*

StrangeClock responds:

You are a friend of Clocks worldwide.

[RSFuture: Special Feature]

Not too bad

This film is pretty good, but it had some major flaws.

a) The script made no sense, and you really should have edited out the netspeak and slang such as "Sup" and "U". Those aren't words. :)
b) The plot was all over the place, never reaching a conclusion or flowing properly.
c) I personally despised the music.

Anyway, good work for making a flash based on your mmorpg of choice. It's refreshing to see someone who's dedicated to what they like. Plus you get one for interactivity cos you added a scene selection menu. 4/5 to you, and nice work!

Syrsly responds:

^_^ I love reviews like yours. Thanks for being both honest and nice at the same time. Thorough, too.

I wasn't very good at writing stories at the time. Since then, I've evolved into a decent writer, so expect some higher quality flash stories in the near future.

[SS Time Trials 5]

That was terrible

This sucked, how could it get any higher than 1? There was nothing but hateful crap in it, through and through. You made jokes about Hitler, goatse, the pope's death, and people setting themselves on fire, and for what? All so you could gain some favor on ng, which you promptly lost when it was realised that your abundant alt-accounts helped you survive blammage. How lame. You get a big, fat 0 from me. But I must say I found the song on TwoStars work fairly amusing, so you get a 3 for sound.

TwoStar responds:

Hey dipshit, we don't use proxies to get these through judgement.