goatseluva's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

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Nice work evilberry

I like your work. This was well-made, funny, original, and true. 5/5 from me. :)

EvilBerryClock responds:

thank you :)

[Reviewer Pwnage!]

Lmao

That was 1337! Great parody. :)

Graphics: Pretty good overall, though some of it was pixellated. I liked the small touches such as the sheen on the TV screen though. 9/10

Style: Mostly great in concept and execution, but you made one mistake: giving SBC an anime expression. Those are getting cliched extremely fast. :( 9/10

Sound: Mostly very good. Your use of text-to-speech programs was great, as were the various sound effects (such as the audience) but I wasn't too fond of the Azumanga music, it didn't suit the movie. 9/10

Violence: Umm... a reviewer faps to LF's FF tribute and the world explodes, lol. 2/10

Interactivity: Play and replay buttons. 4/10

Humor: Pube muppet, SBC, toadies, angry reviewers, linkin park... It'd be crazy not to give this 10. :D

Overall: It was awesome, I tip my hat to you good Sir 5/5 +10/10

Frankiedaman responds:

Hi guys, do you like Mr_balli's informative and well presented review?

I sure do! <3

[=Grand Theft Auto Collab=]

Yet another great collab guys

Guardian: Very funny, nice use of screenshots, and good storyline too. 9/10

RaspberryGlock: Pretty amusing. That always happens to me in the game XD What was the name of that song btw? 7/10

PenisStar: Lol that was good. I take it that it was a parody of the recent "Hot coffee" controversy. 8/10

TwoStar: Lame as hell. It wasn't a rant, you just repeated his lines from the game. It didn't even have a punchline! 2/10

StarberryClock: Nice parody of game trailers and the arguments fanboys have. It just got weird and funny after a while. :) 9/10

Overall it was 1337 but TwoStar didn't even try as far as I can see. 9/10

Starberry responds:

The song in Raspberry's is Steroids Guy by Anal Cunt.

As for Two's part, I did kind of rush him to make the deadline but he did quite well in my opinion for such a time table.

[I suck at flash]

Lolol

Great movie Cannibus! Though you crapped it out, it was still a barrel of laughs lolz.

Graphics: Similar annoying tweens to the ones iwp uses, and seeing blood flowing from Foamy's head = instant 10. :) The preloader was also a nicely done imitation of iwp's ones. :D

Style: Death of Foamy = instant 10. The movie was also quite nicely put together overall. :)

Sound: You got Foamy's voice dead-on with the high-pitched and sped-up "blah blah blah gibberish blah blah blah". 8/10

Violence: Any anti-foamy violence = instant 10 (Damn I hate that squirrel ;D)

Interactivity: Play button. (Could've used a replay one too) 3/10

Humor: Anti-foamy violence and a perfect foamy voice... It would be hard not to give this 10. :D

Overall: Any foamy parodies are 1337. :) Don't listen to emo foamheads like Skatalite. They're abusive too, mark their reviews. One day the whole portal will realise how bullshit foamy is. ;D

Fun Foamy fact: Foamy is a grey squirrel; in reality that breed of squirrel preys on smaller and weaker red squirrels. One more reason to hate him. >:

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

I honestly thought this movie sucked lol

[Lord of the Clocks pt. 1a]

Omfg

What a movie! That was one amazing parody of ng, lotr, and clock haters! It deserves every award it got. This is the sorta stuff that makes me <3 the clocks :D

Graphics - Amazing, to say the least. Everything was detailed, and well drawn, with amazing special effects such as reflection on various parts of clothing and dozens of characters moving on-screen at once. Definitely 10/10.

Style - I found almost everything about this flash to be well-concieved. Your newgrounds reiteration of the LOTR storyline was near-perfect, and there were many excellent details that surprised me such as how the clocks were wielding ng avatar weapons in combat. That was a stroke of genius. :) And you also bashed ki10 and mass-0ers very well. 10/10!

Sound - Very good. The voice acting sounded a heck of a lot like LOTR, and the battle-cries of the clocks, aggressive grunts of the lock hordes, and voices of all the other characters added nicely to the fantasy atmosphere. 9/10.

Violence - I wouldn't say this flash was violent or grisly, but there was a lot of action, such as when ki10 wailed on the clocks with the one vote, rofl. 8/10

Interactivity - Fundamentally, movies and interactivity don't go hand in hand, but you added a play button and scene selector I guess. :) 5/10

Humour - The very idea of the movie is pretty funny. LOTR with clocks, with ng as the backdrop... What more could a person want? :D

All in all, this was a really great movie. It didn't make me laugh as much as Broken Clocks, but it's still the 2nd best Clock day submission. Great work Strange! 5/5 ;D

StrangeClock responds:

Thank you very much! I do indeed bow to Broken Clocks.

[IM RPG intro]

Whoa

That was quite cool! Visually it was great. The frame by frame work was both imaginative and fluid, and despite the lack of colour and slight choppiness this deserves a ten easily. Try inserting more pauses in the animation. The music was nice 8-bit type stuff, reminiscent of old NES games. The characters themselves looked good and had a degree of charm, and the homages to various games were kinda nice. The randomness of it was also quite funny. I guess I can say that technically and artistically this was a heck of a lot better than "Dom Dom revolution" lol. Good job! 5/5

MrBigStick responds:

eeyep. this came before that godawful dom movie, which was only made because someone slipped vol 1 and 2 of megatokyo in with my purchases that i already paid for at the local comic shop. the only part i liked was the stick figure mini comic written by the guy who sells the shirts but that's it. i used the special serrated section to remove the shiny slick SGD comics and throw away the shitty megatokyo comics.

[Daily2oon07212005]

Hurrah

Nice work you guys! 5/5

TheStarSyndicate responds:

thanks :)
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