goatseluva's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dynamite & RedAppleClock]

Kind of pointless :-[

This was an odd clock movie, it lacked direction.

Graphics: Mostly tweens, but the graphics weren't half bad. You should try adding some FBF to your movies.

Style: The story and script were both lacking, there was too much randomness. I know that this is often the case with clock movies though.

Sound: Some TTS voices as per most clock movies, some TV music, and gunshot/explosion effects. Nothing original, so you get a low score.

Violence: A clock gets shot, another clock gets blown up, and another one gets threatened with a gun.

Humor: It was kind of dry all the way through. :-[

Overall: Graphically you've mastered the basics, but your movies still need more humor or interesting material to become truly great. 6/10

HydraulicCat responds:

Hey.

[Funky Car V: Hot Air]

Omg

I preferred Funky Car I-IV :-[

psychojester responds:

yeah, it's a completely diffren't step.

[Piclownjew's Valentine]

Aww, sweet!

How nice that Piclownjew found love :') PS. VOTE THE FIFEN!!

BreadFruitLock responds:

Yes it is swell.

[Xombie Tribute ROFL]

Epic

An epic confrontation between the Piclownjews and their nemeses the PiclownHitlers! Who shall emerge victorious? Why, the piclownjews of course, they have scream power! :-]

Piclownjews responds:

Scream!
Shout!
Yell!
Shreik!
Bawl!
Go Clownjew!
By your powers combined, I am captain Piclownjew!

[Travels of Gost]

Marvelous

A nice, surreal little short featuring everyone's favorite gost :]

Graphics: Nice drawings of gost and his surroundings. 9/10

Style: Gost embarks on a quest through a trippy world :o 10/10

Sound: Great choice of music, though a little crackly. :[ 8/10

Humor, Interactivity, and Violence: None really. 0/10

Overall: 10/10 A very fine addition to the Gost travels series. :-]

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

vvnncnnvc

[The Gayest Showdown]

Best "Ultimate Showdown" parody ever

Yup. 5/5

PowerRangerYELLOW responds:

Thanks dude

[Bottles]

Oh look, another bottle!

The intro was lame, the epic black & white part made this flash unmissable. Good job Sirs!

hardD responds:

yeah i botched the intro.

[HLG]

10/10

If you're blue and you don't know where to go to why doncha' go where fashion sits? Puttin' on the Ritz!

rexCo responds:

ok

[Cool Things 534]

Teh funnay.

That was rather neat. Foamy deserves to get shot in the face for ripping off good shows. By the way, the cretins over at FOF hate this movie. Have a pat on the back, cannibus! :]

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

ahahaha good

[Cool Things 134]

A new Cool Things

This one was interesting because it was a loop.

Graphics: The tank, man, and background were all very nicely animated in Aubergine's style, with no noticable flaws. 9/10

Style: It's a well-made loop, which is something seldom seen. 8/10

Sound: Nice choice of song, but could've been looped better. :( 7/10

Violence: None, unless you consider a tank violent. 0/10

Interactivity: Play button, no more. 2/10

Humor: No script, therefore nothing to laugh at. No visual gags either unless you find the man's movements funny. 0/10

Overall: A worthy addition to the Cool Things series I guess, but this would've been better as part of a larger flash. 8/10

AubergineLock responds:

Cheers for the review.