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[Hunky Tristan]

Um...

This was on the front page of clockcrew.net so I figured it would be worth a look. I was kinda disappointed though. It's just a man's head over a flashing background, with a nice song in the background. Oh, and the link doesn't work anymore, probably because it's 3 years old. :) Well I gave it 3/5 anyway, decent job lol.

PintClock responds:

I think this is shit.

It wasn't really funny three years ago.

[Lei's Quest Ep 1 Ver. 2]

It was fun

Not your greatest work, but fun nonetheless. Why did you cast yourself as the vilain though? The stealth sequences were pretty bad too. The guards were spinning very fast, so they would have seen you several times after you began to run, and the arrows flashed up at times just when they would manage to see you. I tried pressing the key at the time when their backs were actually turned, but then it said they saw me lol. And the guy who did the voice-over on the tutorial sounded hyper. XD This is still a good flash though, and pretty underrated. I'm sad that you won't be finishing the trilogy. :( P.S. Lei's walk was cool rofl.

DAIRYDOG responds:

rofl first flash ever

[MrChocobo Jam #1]

Another work of art from MrChocobo and co.

Yet another beautiful piece of work from the mind of MrChocobo! Every piece was great, but I preferred some to others. Allow me to break it down.

MrChocobo: A great movie, but there could have been more sound effects, and after that epic build-up of dramatic tension, it ends with a single punch. Still gets 10/10 from me though. :)

FourStar: If your first work had been the only one in this flash, I must admit that I wouldn't have liked it quite as much. You could at least make it a minute long and made him perform various dance moves rather than bounce around. Still though, I can see you put in lotsa effort and it was fun to watch and listen to. And MrChocobo really deserves a song devoted to him. :) 8/10

Fourstar (#2): Your second submission was an improvement. MrChocobo was exhibiting his superiority when suddenly Piconjo arrives on the scene and swears revenge! MrChocobo then repents and aids Piconjo in the eradication of the world's most overrated flash artist! This premise alone would have gotten you 10/10, but you added in some very interesting music, including "LF sucks Knox's dick"! XD 10/10 without a doubt!

Sevenstar: An epic tale of swordsmanship... blah, it was okay. I couldn't understand what MrChocobo and the other guy were saying, and the animation was cool in parts and bad at others. For instance, MrChocobo performs a very cool somersault over the other dude, and then stands stabbing him in the back in a very odd manner for several seconds. If was a bit more realistic you'd have 10/10 material here. Oh, and the music was weird but funny. 9/10 in all.

MightyDein: Now this was gold. The pinnacle of your own work and a credit to yourself and MrChocobo. The animation was great (despite the slightly poor mouth movements), the drawings were excellent and the humor was strong also. Definitely a 10. Oh, and you did a great job on the intro as well. You also recieve 10 for that. :)

One of the best MrChocobo movies ever made! As you can see, I liked it to the point that I wrote a Tiger_Chick-esque monster review on it. I hope you enjoyed reading and you'll make a lot more sexhy flashes. - mr_balli lol

DAIRYDOG responds:

Thanks for the book!

[Remembering Shin2k27]

3 masterpieces rolled into one

That was amazing! How could you make something so crazy, yet so true? Allow me to comment on each section:

ZeroStar: "Avoid the facts" game - A nice play on words, and a fun game too! 10/10

-NES-: Quite possibly the best work in here. Voice acting and in-jokes were awesome. 10/10

Jetninjin: Another hilarious one, almost as good as -NES-'s piece. A well deserved 10/10 goes to you.

All in all this was an inspired flash, something seldom seen on the portal nowadays. It's on my favorites list! I fifened it, and nice work lol! :D

Mightydein responds:

I'm very happy that you were entertained by my little collaboration.

I still think the collection needed more matteral and i still never made my scenes yet but i'll get back to it later.

Anyway, thanks for the review and keep on rocking in the free world.

-Mightydein

[Daily2oon07032005]

Roffle that was awesome

Roy Masta's was definitely the best one. Keep making 'em please! :D

TheStarSyndicate responds:

You didn't even have to ask :)

["The News"]

Hail SBC!

I'm not worthy of SBC's presence! This flash roxored! You fitted plenty of animations and sound into just 65kb and the humor pwnt! How do you clocks do it? I know you're not really a clock but the clock influence is noticable in you. ;-) And your use of the superb clock voice program is superb. 5/5! :D

biblo responds:

I'm not a clock but I am a member of the Clock Crew

[hey how u doin]

Pretty good

This flash was okay but it had a few major problems.

a) You started the flash with the intro to "O Fortuna". That's a bit overused.
b) None of the jokes were that great.

c) That loud screaming sound effect is starting to annoy me.

I highly suggest that you find some more original material. Your flashes are great, but you use the same humour too often. Just come up with some new ideas and you'll be up there with the best. For now, you get 4/5 for this. Good job! :D

w0lf responds:

a) that was just their to make sure it passed judgement ;)
b) I know ;( sequels are usually pretty crappy
c) that's the point ;)

[LL - MasterShock]

Leet!

Clocks and Locks are awesome! Keep making this kind of cool flash! How did you get so much awesomeness into 51kb? :D

MasterLock responds:

Thanks for the uber review! Long live the Lock Legion!...And I guess the Clock Crew if Strawberry cuts down on crappy flashes...I gotta admit B is pretty pimpin'.

[Shocking, eh?]

1337 stuff

Lol that was kool, I fifened ti

Skor responds:

Lol, thanks
I'd fifen too

[SS Time Trials 2]

ROFFLE WOFFLE

Awesome stuff guys, this is one of the best! The work was much better than the stuff in TT 1, and there are some classics here. One of my favorites was j00bie's. That was hilarious. XD And another good one is the flash with the "penis get" joke. XDDD Chrome-'s one was a fine piece of work, but Tv's was a bit weird. Jetninjin's was pretty funny though. 5/5 for you! :D

jn responds:

thanks