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[Cool Things 080]

I've got a new favorite flash!

THAT WAS UNDOUBTEDLY THE BEST FLASH I'VE EVER SEEN!!!1shift+1!! WHY ISN'T IT #1?!?!? 5/5, BUT IT DESERVES 9999999999/5!!!!!111 WOOOOT!!1

[Daily2oon07032005]

Roffle that was awesome

Roy Masta's was definitely the best one. Keep making 'em please! :D

TheStarSyndicate responds:

You didn't even have to ask :)

["The News"]

Hail SBC!

I'm not worthy of SBC's presence! This flash roxored! You fitted plenty of animations and sound into just 65kb and the humor pwnt! How do you clocks do it? I know you're not really a clock but the clock influence is noticable in you. ;-) And your use of the superb clock voice program is superb. 5/5! :D

biblo responds:

I'm not a clock but I am a member of the Clock Crew

[PICONJO Jam #6/6]

Beautiful!

This was one of your best works! Legendaryfrog's was hilarious, and I enjoyed the FF reference ;-) There was a lot of saix though :o Lolz. Mindchamber's was a funny CS parody but why did Piconjo have to die? D': It was also a bit short and you could have done a bit more with the characters. It would have been neat to see a CS (Piconjo and friends) vs. Terrs (LegendaryFrog and Toadies) standoff. Brian364's was pretty amusing but I don't see why you needed Pete & Pete music or why Piconjo was performing oral sex acts with P-bot either... It was so weird it was funny, I guess. :) Do you always need to boast about j00r p3n0r? Rofl waffle! And finally, there was TzeroMMY's one... Now this was original. A Piconjo dress up game is something we've been needing for a hell of a long time! Could've used some more clothing and guns though, and maybe the ability to send him into battle with LF or something to pwn him, rofl. :D 5/5 for this excellent compilation!

P.S. TigerChick, your review was good and all, but:

a) This stuff ain't talentless and shameful, it's pure ninjer-pwning 1337ness!
b) Piconjo and co. are superb flash artists and I don't think you have the right to judge him so harshly. For instance:

Flash by Tiger_Chick:
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See? ;-p
c) I don't believe Piconjo's ripped off anything. If anything, teh werld is against Piconjo and he still triumphs and pwns j00!
d) Piconjo's music is sexhy and his 1337speak is very fluent! Don't envy him ;( And I don't even know what you mean by "plastering around the screen".
e) If Piconjo's work bores you (which it shouldn't) why do you watch and review it? ;o

and finally:

f) You're not the only one who can waste their time on bigass reviews y'know. >:)

[Meet Mr McGruff]

Funny & informative

The cartoon was funny and well made, then I visited that site. It gave me chills. :o 5/5 You're on my favourite authors btw. :D

[Does God Exist?]

Excellent flash

I saw this on your site a while ago and I think it's awesome. It needed a few more jokes but otherwise it was great. The animation and sound are superb and the story was pretty amusing as well. 5/5 for you! :)

[strawberry clock]

Another excellent clock movie

You clocks are teh 1337! You always make such kewl flashes. The scripting in this flash was great but there should have been more jokes and events taking place, like the battle between the Locks and Clocks. That would have been cool to see, and your animating skills seem pretty good so you'd have made it look great. The digital voices kicked ass as well, like they always do. 4/5 for this flash, and great job! Congrats on TOTW as well. Rofls.

[LL - MasterShock]

Leet!

Clocks and Locks are awesome! Keep making this kind of cool flash! How did you get so much awesomeness into 51kb? :D

MasterLock responds:

Thanks for the uber review! Long live the Lock Legion!...And I guess the Clock Crew if Strawberry cuts down on crappy flashes...I gotta admit B is pretty pimpin'.