goatseluva's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Demented Cartoon Movie!]

Superb

This is the "Citizen Kane" of flash films, a true classic. None of the jokes fell flat for me, and the graphics and sound were excellent. You deserve a crown for making something so ingenius. :D I first saw it months ago, but I still enjoy it lol. :) 5/5! (Deserves 6 though) ;)

[SS Time Trials 16]

Excellent

Great stuff as always, SS! TwoStar's piece was my favorite!
" You gave this entry a 5, raising its score from 2.4153 to 2.4296!
If this movie is protected you will get a PROTECTION point!"

[The South Park Collection]

Incredible

Coolboyman, you did the impossible and took the already hilarious South Park to the next level! Amazing, how did you do it? :D Btw youngbrother, your review is abusive.

[The Bill Nye Collection]

Wtf lol pwntage!

That was teh awesome, good sirs! Make a Runescape collection like Diablo545 said! That would be just too funny XD

[SS Time Trials 7]

Excellent collaboration

HappyLeetGhost - That was some funny shit, quite literally. ;) 9/10
Chrome- - That makes a good music video for Piclownjew, lol. 8/10
TwoStar - Some amusing anime stuff. 8/10
FabricatedLunacy - Lol @ Bush. 9/10
HappyLeetGhost - That was hilarious, and kinda moving. :) 10/10

This flash is a 1337 piece of work! 5/5, and keep em coming SS! :D

[SS Time Trials 6]

Awesome

That was so funny! The best one was Megaman!!!!124315 I fifened this nice flash straight away. I'm sorry I called you mass-voters on my review of TT 5. :(

[YUGIOH SUX]

Lmao that was awesome

Lol that was so horrible it was funny. Who did the voices? XD

[Dom Dom revolution]

Screw this crap

What is it with all this wannabe-Japanese bullshit? I've been seeing more and more of it, everywhere, and now it's here on the portal. Well anyway, your animation and drawing sucks, and your use of digitised speak programs pales in comparison to the Clock Crew's mastery of it. You didn't even change it from the default voice type and pitch. I'm sick as hell of seeing genuinely lazy work from flash and webcomic artists, and them not being ashamed of it. You even said "I was too lazy to add a replay button" at the end of the flash, just to rub it in. Judging by the overall quality of the flash, I take it that this wasn't the only thing you were lazy in implementing... And to put the icing on this shitty cake, you were (kind of) promoting the worst webcomic of all time, Megatokyo. For god's sake, the damn comic has had its praises sung everywhere! Why here? Someone please end all this, it's a bullshit overload... >:(

MrBigStick responds:

your review is the one i have been thinking of while aking this, and i was parodying all of the lazy wannabe 12fps jap flashes, and i figured if i used megaokyo it's going to piss off more people, which was my intent. this is a livecorpse-stle flash, all that was missing was violent imagery and childish music, but it has the same principles, which is: piss off fanboys. judging by your list i see that for the most part, you have fairly good taste and above normal intlligence. congraulations, my good sir.

[MT Forum Slumber Party]

Lame

Anyone who likes Megatokyo is my enemy. Why don't you take your lame forum competitions are spam them elsewhere, huh? >:-(

[Tribute to Webcomics]

Pathetic

What is this? A shameless promotion of crappy internet comics, that's what. You stated that internet comics are the one of the only good free means of entertainment. Hah, I beg to differ. All of the comics you listed were pure crap; allow me to elaborate:

Penny-Arcade: Sucks
Girly: Sucks
Entertaindome: Sucks
Rpgworld: So bad it's not even funny
Ourhomeplanet: Sucks
Ghastly: Sucks
Megatokyo: One of the worst things on God's earth
Klest: Sucks
Alexandilia: Sucks
DigitalWar: Sucks
Your own comic, Whitehydra: Nothing personal, but it sucks
Everything on Keenspace: Sucks

As far as I can see, all you did was list all the popular crap that people are buying overpriced merchandise from/donating to, rather than the lesser-known "labour of love" comics which tend to be much higher in quality and to-the-point. But along with all this, you had the nerve to lie that "terrorists would win" if we didn't read these sub-par comics. That's bullshit, plain and simple... And after that you began to spam about "keeping the pet population low". How does this pertain to webcomics, at all? Jeez, you badly need to get a life... Anyway, I'm hoping that you will respond angrily to this review, Douchebag (technically this isn't an insult, because it's your name, so don't go clicking the "abusive" button on me), because reading your angry, flaming comments would provide me with some amusement for a while. For instance, you made a blatant sexual flame towards a_butt_lmao just because he gave an honest complaint over the lies contained within this flash. I think this just goes to show that you can heap praise upon these worthless, untalented, overpraised webcomic artists, but when it comes to recieving criticism of any kind, all you can do is make yourself sound like a hormonally addled 12 year old (which you probably are). You pathetic loser. So, in conclusion, I think the newgrounds portal would be a much, much better place without lame pandering flashes like these, and I've voted 0 on it already. To all ng users reading this: please don't make this kind of work, it makes me sick. Anyway, thanks for your time Sir.