goatseluva's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Boy VS Sprite]

Pure Pwnage!

That was awesome as hell! Your skill at working with sprites in incredible, and the music was awesome too! 5/5, without a doubt, and you're going on my favorites list! Great job :)

[x Catholicism 666]

I'm shocked...

Wow, is this all true? If it is, I'm converting to this new style of "pure Christianity" right now. But I must say I thought John Paul II was an okay man, apart from those allegations that he turned a blind eye to paedophilia... Well you can't blame the man too much, he was very old and it probably came as a shock to him. Anyway, the new Pope, Ratzinger, is an utter nazi and I can tell that he's going to bring the church somewhere bad. I mean, what's he got against homosexuals, unless they are the ones who molest children? Even though it is written in Leviticus that homosexuality is "detestable", I'm not opposed to it. But anyway, about the other points you made:

1: Yes, I agree with you about the 7th day = Sabbath thing. It is clearly stated in the calendar that the 7th day of the week is Saturday.
2: The Catholics commited many terrible acts during the years of the Inquisition.
3: I am opposed to paganism as it involves blood sacrifices and other such barbaric acts, and was begun by the psychopathic Romans.
4: The new pope really is like the antichrist, and he's also conservative, just like George W. Bush! No coincidence there.
5: The Vatican is filthy stinking rich and there's probably much debauchery going on behind the scenes.
6: Idols such as crosses were never condoned by God; in fact he discouraged their use. What the hell makes Catholics think that Jesus wants us to wear crosses anyway? He was nailed to one!
7: Paedophilia is an atrocity and priests/nuns deserve the right to marry. It was some arbitrary Catholic law that began the enforcement of celibacy and abstinence.
8: No-one other than God can forgive sins (therefore making priests heretical), but does praying to him and asking for forgiveness rid you of sins? I would appreciate an answer to this question please.

Anyway, there's my analysis of your work. As you can see, I was impressed by the amount of research you did, and I agree with most, if not all, of the points you made. The main reason I agree with you is because the church is turning fascist and needs to lose support quickly, otherwise the "Great Prostitute" story which you quoted may well come true. But at the end of the day, what really matters is that a person does their best to be a good, honorable person, regardless of religion, sexuality or gender. Good work, I gave it a 4.

[Tiger_Chick's Secret]

Hah, nice stuff!

Good work making fun of T_C, the user who considers every review a literary work! LMAO! The graphics and sound were great, and you made fun of T_C expertly. I 5'ed it straight away. Great work Strange! *Salutes the Clock Crew and bows before Strawberry*

StrangeClock responds:

You are a friend of Clocks worldwide.

[Funny Joke!!]

Awesome flash!

Lol that was kool! You did an excellent job on the sounds, drawing, and animations, and the joke itself is a classic! Do you really know the guy who made it up? If you meet him, tell him it rocks. Lol! 5/5 for this cool flash! Great job! And by the way afterfl0w, stop whining and being such a homophobe.

[RSFuture: Special Feature]

Not too bad

This film is pretty good, but it had some major flaws.

a) The script made no sense, and you really should have edited out the netspeak and slang such as "Sup" and "U". Those aren't words. :)
b) The plot was all over the place, never reaching a conclusion or flowing properly.
c) I personally despised the music.

Anyway, good work for making a flash based on your mmorpg of choice. It's refreshing to see someone who's dedicated to what they like. Plus you get one for interactivity cos you added a scene selection menu. 4/5 to you, and nice work!

Syrsly responds:

^_^ I love reviews like yours. Thanks for being both honest and nice at the same time. Thorough, too.

I wasn't very good at writing stories at the time. Since then, I've evolved into a decent writer, so expect some higher quality flash stories in the near future.

[L]

One of the greatest flashes ever!!!11

That was awesome! Everything about it was near-perfect! The jigsaw preloader was cool, the graphics and animation were professional quality, sounds were great even though the star wars tune was a little repetitive, and the ending made me rofl. And the guest appearance of the guy who raves at inappropriate times was kewel also! Hail teh clocks! 5/5! BBBBBB

[Luke in Clockland]

Very nice flash

This was a great piece of work, real clock quality! Your idea of there being a "Clockland" was really nicely realised. I liked the clock flowers and fish. :) The punchline towards the end was very funny also, lol. I must say alternate ending 2 was my favorite, very heartwarming. ^_^ Anyway, this is a great flash, and it's going on my favorites list! 5/5, and great work! :)

[synjclock]

Not bad at all

Ok, I didn't understand this flash for a second, but anyway, the animation was superb and the drawings were nice as always, and the music was ok too. 4/5.

[pube mupit gets license!1]

Hail Pube Muppet!

Great work on creating this character DrunkMagikoopa! Pube Muppet is truly hilarious XD Fifen

[The end of Pikachu]

Lolz nice work

Nice work kiling pikachu lolz, he had it coming! Too much cuteness, urge to kill rising... lolz