goatseluva's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Blast-To-Kirby Kit]

Neato

It was interesting and original to see a movie which shows things from the bad guys' point of view. Graphically it was okay, you should try drawing your own graphics instead of using sprites. Sound was 8-bit tunes. I liked them, but others may not. Violence: Kirby gets poisoned, blown up, and stabbed. Interactivity: You badly needed a play button, it caused trouble for n00bs who don't know how to use the right-click menu. Put up some text saying "right-click when it's loaded" or use an actual button to resolve this problem. Humor: I found the movie pretty funny and the original concept helped a lot. I myself am a huge Kirby fan and I liked this. Everyone who took it as a big insult and wants to hurt you over it needs to grow up. :P Nice work. 4/5

[Foamy : "Japanese Capers"]

Awesome, k?

You rock at animating, Frank! Thank you very much for the uber-swell cameo. The ucfd pwned foamy :D 5/5

[FOAMY:Faggot]

Holy fuck a foamy masterpiece!

Graphics: I liked how they spun around and you could see that they have no legs.

Style: This was cooler than the matrix, k?

Sound: Best rhymes I've evah heard, yo!

Violence: Plenty o' cussing

Interactivity: None I guess.

Humor: I laughed until my lungs bled. Oh, and those sad foamy-fan reviews back there made me chuckle. Hahahaha!

Overall: 5'd and added to faves, k?

[Clock Hentai]

Whoa!

Those HL2 zombies really creep me out o_o Nice work on the movie. The funniest part is when Strawberry tipped Tremclad over, it was just so silly I had to laugh. :) 4/5

[Eddsworld Christmas '05]

Not bad

This was a pretty good movie. Graphically it was a little basic, could use more frame-by-frame animation, though the artwork and tweens were good. Sound was also good. The voice acting was very good throughout, but there could have been some more music or sound effects. Humor: The movie was pretty well-scripted, but needed a lot more jokes. The ending was also pretty abrupt. Overall: 7/10. It was pretty swell, but try harder next time, and you could make a classic. :)

[Valhalla Knights]

Umm...

Since when have knights been a part of Norse culture? Well, despite that historical inaccuracy, this was an average movie. The first scene was just fanservice, and the rest was predictable and played out. The imported graphics were ugly as hell, too. 2/5

[Sheik's a woman?]

Umm...

What exactly was the reasoning behind Link poking Zelda's breast? Apart from overused, immature "baka perv" humor, of course.