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[Reviewer Pwnage!]

Lmao

That was 1337! Great parody. :)

Graphics: Pretty good overall, though some of it was pixellated. I liked the small touches such as the sheen on the TV screen though. 9/10

Style: Mostly great in concept and execution, but you made one mistake: giving SBC an anime expression. Those are getting cliched extremely fast. :( 9/10

Sound: Mostly very good. Your use of text-to-speech programs was great, as were the various sound effects (such as the audience) but I wasn't too fond of the Azumanga music, it didn't suit the movie. 9/10

Violence: Umm... a reviewer faps to LF's FF tribute and the world explodes, lol. 2/10

Interactivity: Play and replay buttons. 4/10

Humor: Pube muppet, SBC, toadies, angry reviewers, linkin park... It'd be crazy not to give this 10. :D

Overall: It was awesome, I tip my hat to you good Sir 5/5 +10/10

Frankiedaman responds:

Hi guys, do you like Mr_balli's informative and well presented review?

I sure do! <3

[=Grand Theft Auto Collab=]

Yet another great collab guys

Guardian: Very funny, nice use of screenshots, and good storyline too. 9/10

RaspberryGlock: Pretty amusing. That always happens to me in the game XD What was the name of that song btw? 7/10

PenisStar: Lol that was good. I take it that it was a parody of the recent "Hot coffee" controversy. 8/10

TwoStar: Lame as hell. It wasn't a rant, you just repeated his lines from the game. It didn't even have a punchline! 2/10

StarberryClock: Nice parody of game trailers and the arguments fanboys have. It just got weird and funny after a while. :) 9/10

Overall it was 1337 but TwoStar didn't even try as far as I can see. 9/10

Starberry responds:

The song in Raspberry's is Steroids Guy by Anal Cunt.

As for Two's part, I did kind of rush him to make the deadline but he did quite well in my opinion for such a time table.

[Almost Serious Suicide : Foamy The Squirrel]

That wasn't too cool man

Seriously, that wasn't very cool at all. Overall you could say the film was decent in graphical quality but it contained several HUGE errors.

a) When the girl inhales her entire upper body swells up. Scary.

b) There is a part when foamy turns around. You made no effort to hide this and since he's 2d he appears as flat as paper. This ruins the already shaky illusion of reality.

c) The film contained very little animation overall, apart from a couple of tweens and foamy popping around sporadically, which to me didn't seem like it would be too difficult to animate.

d) Most of foamy's speech was incoherent (to me anyway) and his song didn't make me laugh.

Overall i'd say this was a sub-par mockery of the concept of suicide, but I guess this is just one dissent in the midst of all your praise. :)

[I suck at flash]

Lolol

Great movie Cannibus! Though you crapped it out, it was still a barrel of laughs lolz.

Graphics: Similar annoying tweens to the ones iwp uses, and seeing blood flowing from Foamy's head = instant 10. :) The preloader was also a nicely done imitation of iwp's ones. :D

Style: Death of Foamy = instant 10. The movie was also quite nicely put together overall. :)

Sound: You got Foamy's voice dead-on with the high-pitched and sped-up "blah blah blah gibberish blah blah blah". 8/10

Violence: Any anti-foamy violence = instant 10 (Damn I hate that squirrel ;D)

Interactivity: Play button. (Could've used a replay one too) 3/10

Humor: Anti-foamy violence and a perfect foamy voice... It would be hard not to give this 10. :D

Overall: Any foamy parodies are 1337. :) Don't listen to emo foamheads like Skatalite. They're abusive too, mark their reviews. One day the whole portal will realise how bullshit foamy is. ;D

Fun Foamy fact: Foamy is a grey squirrel; in reality that breed of squirrel preys on smaller and weaker red squirrels. One more reason to hate him. >:

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

I honestly thought this movie sucked lol

[weebl and bob - hentai]

Well, I think it's overrated

In my opinion these cartoons aren't what they're cracked up to be.

Graphics: A LOT of looping, but sharp and colorful with some minor changes such as eyes blinking here and there. Some decent special effects. 6/10

Style: Pretty stale, and the storyline (what little of one there is) doesn't seem to go anywhere. And because of the lack of a preloader, the characters stand still blinking for about 20 seconds sometimes if you're on a slow connection, which spoils the flow of the script. 2/10

Sound: Incoherent voices, but some nice music. 4/10

Violence: Bob is dragged offscreen and has various unpleasant things done to him. 1/10

Interactivity: No play or replay buttons. 0/10

Humor: A bunch of hentai jokes which have probably been done to death in countless internet forums already. 3/10

All in all I didn't find this to be all that great, but it is okay. 4/10

[WTFNOOB TT: TheWeebl]

Good god

That hurt my eyes and ears, and had nothing to do with Weebl

BUT I LOVED IT!

Make more pls

[The eCelebrity Collab]

Excellent work guys

ROFL, that was awesome in almost every way. A great flash and an even better Knox parody.

Jetninjin: Vampire cross-dresser Knox dances for the camera and then submits it to ng, much to the audience's pleasure! Oh teh horror! Thankfully he was reduced to ashes in the end. :) 9/10

Uglybastard: Really awesome. Great use of that song and great animation and gags. "Set an open course for the virgin sea... BOOM" XD 10/10

CannibusClock: Pretty funny, but could've used some more length + animations. It did make me chuckle though, and was nicely done altogether. :) 8/10

Bob Bobberson: Pretty amusing, and educational too! Shows how Knox makes his movies, and the sound bytes were hilarious. ;D 9/10

Overall I fifened this fine piece of work. Keep the anti-overrated artist flashes coming guys. :)

[Sprite City]

Pretty good

This was overall quite nicely done. It would have been much better with a slower pace though. You've got my 4! :)

[Castlevania: BTS]

Nice CV parody

I'm a big castlevania fan and I really enjoyed this. The gags were great and the sprites were well implemented. You've got my 5 Sir! :)