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OMG

BEDN STAELED MY GAEM!!!!!1111oneone

Awesome Game

This game rocks! It's even better now that it's finally finished! 5/5 from me, and great job!
"You gave this entry a 5, raising its score from 4.4403 to 4.4452!
If this game is protected you will get a PROTECTION point!"

Not bad at all

Very good! I didn't really like the fact that it was anti-clock, but you said you know nothing about them, so I guess that doesn't really matter. Anyway, you have a great game idea here! You need to add more interesting stuff like puzzles and mini-games to crush the fruit, instead of just typing "crush", "slice", etc. cos that isn't really challenging. Still a good flash though, and great for an anti-clock. Good job.

Great flash

I like kittens and I don't like watching them die :'( but I still enjoyed this flash very much! The graphics, sound, and controls were all great. I also laughed when I saw "omfg" and "lol" on the tnt. XD My topscore was 726ft, but that wouldnt register on the highscore table. Ah well, I had fun anyway. :)

Good flash

This is a verry nice flash and all, but there were some huge errors: A: The peasant pathfinding was godawful (they were spending half the time twirling around in houses instead of gathering resources) and the game needed a decent background texture, like a grass/desert one, instead of just a large brown space. All in all though, this was a good piece of work. Well done.

Okay

Neat game, but you gotta add some levels, or at least show the part where they actually destroy the death star. It's a fun game though, i got to 10,200 points and then quit. :D

Sweet

I'm giving it 10 for style and interactivity cos it's ragdoll. Great work!

Not bad

It has a ton of potential, but the game needs some polish. First, get rid of that music, and add in some nice tunes. Second, speed up the pace of the game some. Then improve the collision detection and, if you can, add a bit more sparkle to the graphics. Do all this and you'll have a classic on your hands. For now though, i'm giving you 3/5. Nice work.

That was ok

Pretty good. Sir, you have talent.

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A truly exceptional flash game

This is a classic among all flash games, it's absolutely inspired! The graphics are simple, yet sharp and varied, and suit the game PERFECTLY. The sounds are excellent also, with some very funny mumbling sounds from the various in-game characters. The animation is excellent also, especially so when the characters begin to talk to eachother, like in level 4. I love that level; not only is it hilarious, but it's an excellent challenge, and I'm one of the few who managed to beat it, lol! (Sorry for boasting (; ) And the storyline is fantastic throughout, and I love the ending, what a shock! All in all, this is pretty much the Metal Gear Solid of flash games, a true classic that will never die! 5/5 for you, and superb work!

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