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[Sheik's a woman?]

Umm...

What exactly was the reasoning behind Link poking Zelda's breast? Apart from overused, immature "baka perv" humor, of course.

[goldencat rap !!!]

Man...

...Get through first grade English before insulting someone. :) Personally I don't mind Goldencat because his rapping is just to annoy people, and if you go to all the trouble of making movies like this, then he's won. Your tahnok movie was a lot better. 2/5

[{{{Happy Birthday GFC}}}]

Happy birthday GFC!

Nice tribute to a swell fellow :) 4/5

[Banana Phone 2]

Hilarious

I wasn't really a fan of Banana phone 1, but this kicked ass! The song (though just 15 seconds long) was awesome, and the singing pigs in the guy's head had me laughing for about 10 minutes. 5/5

P.S. Guys, he made this movie bad ON PURPOSE, to piss off all the Banana phone 1 fanboys. Also, he created free entertainment for you to begin with, so show some fucking respect and stop saying "I've lost all respect for Banana phone". No-one cares, and it sounds stupid.

[Excel: a true story]

looooooool

That was hilarious, I'm adding it to favorites XD The guy's talking (if you can call it that) was funny, and the axe through the monitor made me laugh pretty hard. 5/5!

P.S. Your username is kinda cool. It's "spork" but it uses the original two words the other way around... clever. ;)

Fpoon responds:

hey thanks man!

[Mr_Artist attack 2: Nov 6]

I voted the fifen!

Nice movie. You took Mr_artist's claim and showed the audience what a monstrous ass he really is. If all clocks were to be destroyed by him as of yesterday, then why are you guys still here? The F-crew are attempting to do the same thing but they won't succeed, the clock crew has survived through too much adversity to be stopped by a bunch of angsty teens with no talent. Go clocks! 5/5

BreadFruitLock responds:

lmao, i dont think the F-crew even has flash

[My F-Day Movie! >:U]

"The F-Krew is gay", eh?

Hell yes! Those angsty, imitating little bastards are just another bunch of talentless pubescents jumping on the petty anti-clock bandwagon. It makes me glad to see another Clock standing against the barrage of angst with an entertaining and pointful movie. Rock on, Clocks! :)

[eBaums world dot com]

eBaum is lame

I've seen quite a lot of stolen content on that site, it's good that someone addressed the issue. Shame on eBaum for building an empire out of thievery, but thankfully we have swell people like SA to shed some light on his activities. Great cartoon and song guys, it was both funny and informative. :) 5/5

[PICONJO: Exit teh maytrix]

I can't stop laughing...

Omfg, you called the matrix "teh gheytrix" XD

Awesome movie btw, fifened XDDD

[PICONJO: Spr34d the <3]

PICONJO <3'S YOU

And we love Piconjo :D

Great job Fallen_Universe, you continue to bring honor to Piconjo's name :)