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[StagBeetle-]

Whoa

Awesome

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'sup breadfruit

You asked me to vote the fiven so nicely that i couldn't help but oblige. Have a lovely day! ^_^

[ButtMastas III]

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I'm making this review to un-stretch the title screen

P.S. The movie wasn't half-bad

[ButtMastas X]

Hi

I'm now SlipperyButtGosten

P.S. Buttmastas is swel

[Dailytoon #242]

10s all round for Cheezebiskit

Cheezebiskit's part is da best

[Happy Bill Wray Day!]

Great

This was well animated and highly entertaining. Happy Bill Wray day to you to, buddy!

[666DeathStorm]

Masterful, yet flawed

Once again, I find it necessary to write in defense of myself and my beliefs. But before I continue, allow me to explain that I honestly feel that small minds are little troubled by this. My views, of course, are not the issue here. The issue is that this movie twists every argument into some sort of "struggle" between two parties. This movie unvaryingly constitutes the underdog party, which is what it claims gives it the right to operate in the gray area between legitimate activity and sinister, truculent racialism. However much this movie may deny it, any rational argument must acknowledge this. Its inconsiderate teachings, naturally, do not. This movie has recently been going around claiming that our unalienable rights are merely privileges that it can dole out or retract. You really have to tie your brain in knots to be gullible enough to believe that junk. While there is inevitable overlap at the edges of political movements, I am intellectually honest enough to admit my own previous ignorance in that matter. I only wish that this movie had the same intellectual honesty.

I try never to argue with this movie, because it's clear it's not susceptible to reason. My usual response to this movie's precepts is this: Evil prevails when good people do nothing. However, such a response is much too glib and perhaps a little sexist, so let me be more specific. This movie is doubtlessly up to something. I don't know exactly what, but I shall not argue that its newsgroup postings are an authentic map of its plan to progressively enlarge and increasingly centralize the means of oppression, exploitation, violence, and destruction. Read them and see for yourself.

There is an unpleasant fact, painful to the tender-minded, that one can deduce from the laws of nature. This fact is also conclusively established by direct observation. It is a fact so obvious that rational people have always known it and no one doubted it until this movie and its factotums started trying to deny it. The fact to which I am referring states that in order to solve the big problems with this movie, we must first understand these problems, and to understand them, we must make plans and carry them out. This movie has inherited the whole of its little stock of phrases and notions, which it is pleased to call "ideas", from brainless scofflaws. There, my ranting is finished.

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

buttsecks? :o

[Violin Masta]

neat0

You're mighty good with a violin, much better than me D:

I'd have preferred if you had played something by Mozart/Beethoven, but the Super Mario Bros. theme is all well and good, too. You hit some akward notes at times, though, and the pacing was slightly choppy. And although it wasn't the point of the flash (which was sound), the resolution and frame rate of the camera you used left a lot to be desired.

Overall, though, I'd say this was mighty fine. We need more violinists on the portal. Nice job 4star! 4/5

[Vote 5 for MARIO!]

I HOPE YOU GET BLAME!!!

I was just fetching the lotion from the bathroom to jack off over the awesome artwork of Mario and Mushroom land when that darned scream set in and knocked my official imported Nintendo (c) socks off. I hait yuo very much, sir.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

best review eveeeerrrr

[Wander and the Colossus]

Heavily flawed

You can obviously draw pretty well but your animation is jerky or just tweened. The voice acting was pretty poor too; it sounded like it was done with a bad microphone and lacked the dramatic sound of the game's characters. The biggest flaw, though, is that you can't replicate the expansive, isolated feel of Shadow of the Colossus in a linear movie, and that's an integral part of the videogame. :(

buraisuko responds:

It's a pencil test film - usually has no animation and tentative story/dialogue. Yikes.