goatseluva's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[B2]

Hail Coolboyman/StrawberryClock!

Hooray for Coolboyman! This film was so damn funny, and shed light on the past of StrawberryClock! As soon as I learned you were now known as Coolboyman, I just had to check out all your movies, and I wasn't disappointed either! You own! Fifen

[Brak-Don't Touch Me!]

Sweet flash!

That was damn funny, and that song was awesome too! You get 5/5 from me good sir! And by the way, did you know that this is the favorite flash of the legendary StrawberryClock? I bet you're proud! :D

[Welches Juicegirlsuxdick!]

YAY STRAWBERRY CLOCK! BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

I laughed so damn hard at this that I could hardly breath! StrawberryClock, if you ever read this, please, please make a sequel to this flash! I'd vote 5 for the rest of my life! Hail StrawberryClock and Clock Crew! BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

[A Ki10 Cartoon]

Another faith-affirming flash from SBC

StrawberryClock, i've said it before and i'll say it again; your work owns all! And btw sonofosiris, I think you're an utter fool because:
a) The clock crew is not "shitty", it's godlike.
b) He is not immune to blams, he's just got incredible talent.
c) It wasn't his fault your work was blammed.
d) Your work probably just sucked anyway.
Anyway, Clock Crew owns. Baba

[clock day (great present)]

WOOT 4 STRAWBERRY CLOCK!!1

StrawberryClock, are you really God? Just say it, I know you are. :D

[abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy]

Excellent, wonderful flash!

I love StrawberryClock and all his work! I believe that he is a prophet of God and all his flashes contain a hidden a message, which, when deciphered, will lead humankind to salvation, enlightenment, and prosperity! Hail StrawberryClock and his crew! BBBBBBBBBBB

[Numa Numa Dance]

Good flash

Not bad, not bad at all. The music was kewel, and the low-res dancing chubby guy was very amusing. I'm giving this 4/5. Nice job! :D

[SS Time Trials 5]

That was terrible

This sucked, how could it get any higher than 1? There was nothing but hateful crap in it, through and through. You made jokes about Hitler, goatse, the pope's death, and people setting themselves on fire, and for what? All so you could gain some favor on ng, which you promptly lost when it was realised that your abundant alt-accounts helped you survive blammage. How lame. You get a big, fat 0 from me. But I must say I found the song on TwoStars work fairly amusing, so you get a 3 for sound.

TwoStar responds:

Hey dipshit, we don't use proxies to get these through judgement.

[PICONJO: The Epic Kiss 21]

Pathetic

How the hell are there 21 of these things? They're all the same, a gay kiss between two men. It's not even emotional ffs. And btw, what the hell is "arkness" supposed to be? XD

[lost life of love]

Weird

Okay that was just strange. You took the intro/ending music from MGS1 and put it in a weird flash about dying people. And then, Nobunaga19 makes what must be the most impertinent review of all time. That' ng i guess...